two7zero3

Sunday, June 12, 2011

for your entertainment. yet again.
hurray!
this is the third installment of the fye series!
and today, we shall explore a few questions which may or may not determine your fate.

1) what is the difference between a smiley face. and a sad face.

2) is it possible to break a 2 slippers within a year.

3) what is considered a few.

okay now that we've set the agenda for this episode,
lets begin with NUMBER ONE.

1) what is the difference between a smiley face. and a sad face.
okay so what exactly is the difference? one has a downward curve for a mouth. and the other an upward one.(no this is a different idea from the legendary Legend of the (tu) and (r))
so is the difference the feelings that cause the expression? maybe. feelings do cause lots of different expressions (maybe they actually do cause ALL expressions. maybe)
is it just the difference in the curving of the mouths? MAYBE(then again what makes a smiley curve happy. and a sadface one sad.)
no not really.
in FACT. it is all about the eyes. you see. the difference between :) and ):
you don't even have to change that curve.
its just where your eyes are.
its the eyes which are important. so whatever CURVE you're DOING WITH YOUR MOUTH. the smile has NOTHING to do with it. and EVERYTHING to do with your eyes.
so smile with your eyes, and it'll be contagious.

2) is it possible to break a 2 slippers within a year.
that is of course a very tricky question.
we have to separately analyze 1, the difficulty in breaking the slipper. and 2 the credibility of the time frame. but of course we shall ignore all of that. and TELL you. YES it is possible.
for example.
someone broke a pair of slippers in his first semester in uni. it broke somewhat quietly as the owner was sitting in a tutorial class trying to learn(okay. whether or not he succeeded there we shall not say). but it broke. and the owner walked back to hall barefoot(oh it was quite a long walk alright). and observed how people observed him(people usually scanned from the top down. and get a shock when they don't see footwear).
and within a year(we estimate it to be 365 days) this SAME someone. was making a trip back home after dinner. this time. the slipper gave way while he was walking. and yes. he yet again walked barefoot. but for only the 100 or so metres to his home. lucky him.
so yes. it has been proven that it IS in fact possible for such a feat of slipper breaking.

3) well. since i've led you around so much already. i'd just tell you the answer to this one.
THIS IS.

with that we shall end this episode on the discussion of a few questions that may or may not determine your fate.
(look out for the next installment. fye. once more.)


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