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Thursday, June 09, 2011

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
so it shall be that the post will be filled with nonsensical whatnots and idon'tknowwhatsgonnahappenbuti'lljustwrite stuffs.
and thus begins the journey. that will eventually end. but i have no idea when it will. as most of my nonsensical posts go. the journey will end abruptly. don't worry. it isn't ending yet. it still has some way to go. at least thats what i believe. but then again of course not everything will go according to what i believe. so maybe it might end here.
NOT.
LOL. so there was this friend of mine. who went on google to find. a method to tone her thighs. yes. now that might seem very absurd. and yes i too am perturbed. but that she did. and lo and behold. it came up with this. go ROLLERBLADING. wow. what awesomeness. and so she did. but at the end of the day. after blading and blading away. she found that her thighs did not feel any more defined. and so. i told her. the BIGGEST SECRET OF ALL TIME(for definition of thighs). yes. me. i told her. and you shall be privileged with this knowledge too(for you will now read what i said to her in the next line i write). i told her to use markers to define them.
moving on.
today i went to this huge complex maze. it wasn't really THAT huge. but it was that huge(yes the capitalization of the alphabets make a huge difference). and the thing about it was that it was not only huge. it was crowded(now THATS alot of people). okay. sort of. who needs a jungle to get lost in. when you have these complexes. plus the fact that jungles are so empty(of people). makes things all the more easier. yup. moral of the story is.
actually there isn't one. this isn't even a story.
annd. so we have come to the epic finale.
the legend of the turtle and the rainbow.
once upon a time. there lived a rainbow. he/she(how would i know what gender the rainbow is) was born on a sunny yet rainy sunday afternoon. he was named. rainbow(ohhh. how hard was it to guess). so rainbow took its place high up in the sky. making a sadface arc like all good rainbows do. and it wondered to itself why was it making a sad shape if it were a happy thing.
and from waaaaayyyy up high the rainbow spotted this tiniest littlest turtle swimming in the great blue sea. but this turtle was not swimming normally. it was doing a turtle backstroke(wherein the turtle is upside down. paddling on its back).
so rainbow asked the turtle. 'heyyyyy! why are you swimming so weirdly?'
and the turtle(aptly named turtle) replied 'well. its because you look like a smiley when i do!'
and rainbow was happy.
for the little while in which rainbow lived was a happy while.
and rainbow and turtle lived happily ever after(for a little while)
yes. so ends this epic finale.
and no i do not know what the moral of this story is either.
go google it.
or something.
goodbye.
i wonder how many mbfs i've earned for this.


ticktick # 12:43 AM